So there’s this guy, Josh Amatore Hughes, and he’s written a little tome called Punk Shui: Home Design For Anarchists, in which he seeks to “help those who desire more from their life and living space.” I’d kinda prefer if he helped me keep my furniture, you know, in one piece...
You know, I never thought I’d see a pool float I didn’t like…but yep, this would be it. You can buy this GIANT INFLATABLE COCKROACH (seriously? This is something that has to exist?) for just $29.95. The kids will enjoy hours of…total, soul-crushing, incapacitating terror.
I was thinking the other day: you know how I enjoy giving cookies to people because normal people love cookies and it makes them happy to have them? Well...what if my friends were all major proponents of psychotropic substances?
Yesterday was a good day. I found out that I won two tickets to a Casa Dragones tequila tasting from Tasting Table. This was awesome for two reasons: 1) free booze (always yay!) and 2) the event took place aboard The Freedom, a “beautifully restored, classic 1926 104-foot Mathis-Trumpy Fantail Motor Yacht.”
I met my friend Heather for lunch, but it one of those days that was so hot we could barely eat, so we decided to just split a plate of figs and goat cheese on big slices of country bread.
