The problem with graduation-wear: I feel like it's supposed to be...ladylike. I mean, grandmas are in attendance at graduations, right? And I enjoy a good floral dress, but ladylike isn't a look I'm especially talented at pulling off. Mostly because if I try, what ends up happening is something spills, or something wrinkles, or somebody, I don't know, vomits on me, and there you go: unladylike. So I don't have a whole lot of graduation-appropriate dresses hanging around in my life.

What I will probably be wearing to Kendrick's graduation (three weeks!), if we're being totally honest: this black Theory dress from, like, 1998 that's hanging in my closet because for whatever reason I haven't packed it yet, and it's midi-length so it seems like it might be appropriate.

It's kind of cute. I have no idea if it fits. It may or may not be clean.

 I wanted to print Amy Schumer's entire Ms. Gala speech here. It's required reading, guys. I was that girl in the dorm room once and I will never be that girl again, and I want nothing more than for my daughter to never, ever be that girl either. And the more we talk about this the less likely that is.

 Look, these are totally like Toms! But cuter! And rainbow! Whee.

 How these Swedish police officers responded to an altercation on the subway should be mandatory viewing for officer trainees. (Did These Swedish Cops School The NYPD?, via AJ+.)

Allow me to present to you the best game I have discovered in recent memory. For the following reasons:

1. It is a really good way to pass the time during (another) rainy day.

2. It is free.

There is never a time in my life that I do not want new pajamas.

Ever.

New pajamas are just kind of the best. And if you’re stuck on what to pick up for the mom in your life this Mother’s Day (or if you’d like to treat yourself), I’m going to go ahead and suggest:

House of Harlow Sunglasses

So remember how I was planning on Airstreaming it across the country, and then switched the plan to driving our Outback out?

Let's call these plans "a work in progress."