These red-stemmed (and pretty large) plants just popped up in my backyard last week, in an area that looks vaguely as if the previous owners might have used it for a vegetable garden. To me it looks a tiny bit like rhubarb, but I Googled and...not exactly.

Tell me I might be making pies this summer?! Also please tell me if this is, like, a shih-tzu-eating Audrey 2 or something.