Here is a piece of string. I want to wear it.
See that string? If I could get away with wearing that and nothing else for the remainder of the week, that would be great.
My phone says that it is 102F outside, and our air conditioning just broke. (I mean, of course it did. Because that's how life works.) It is so hot that when we sat down for dinner last night (at 6:30PM, which is not an hour during which one typically melts), the silverware that had been sitting on the table for all of ten minutes was too hot to pick up.