Have you heard of Elizabeth Arden's Eight Hour Cream? You probably have: it's a super-rich emollient that you use on everything from your cuticles to your elbows to your eyebrows, and is a total cult product (and one of my personal must-haves). And it's not exactly "weird"; more like "classic"…so what's up with the "Weird Product Test-Run" title of this post?

What's up is that Elizabeth Arden just added a new product to the Eight Hour Cream line: Nighttime Miracle Moisturizer. And it's weird. It's basically an enhanced version of the original, with the same uber-thick texture (plus lavender to calm skin and help you sleep)…and the weird part lies in the fact that it's supposed to go on your face. Because it's one thing to apply a product that heavy-seeming to your nail beds, and another thing entirely to apply it to, like…your chin.

Oh, my hair.

I have loved it SO MUCH these past few months. I've even been accused several times of having hair extensions (as if I wouldn't excitedly declare CHECK OUT MY EXTENSIONS! were I to actually shell out the money for them)...which is less "accusation" and more "best compliment ever."

I did not have extensions; I had pregnancy.

I listen to my mother when it comes to pretty much everything. It’s generally a good idea, because she’s almost always right. “Almost” being the key word here, because I have found the one thing that she was wrong about. (Sorry, mom.)

Remember that post I put up about how I was thinking about trying an at-home hair dye kit? Well, about thirty seconds after I hit “publish” my phone rang, and I knew it was my mom without even looking at the caller ID. I even knew what she was going to say:

“JORDAN DO NOT DYE YOUR OWN HAIR.”