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Pre-Nups and Wedding Contracts

The idea of a contract that says that you must be married to someone for a finite period of time - and that you'll be financially compensated for each year that you uphold the contract - it just makes me sad. And angry. Not to be simplistic...but that's just not the point.

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RTL: Tom & Katie Awkwardness

This morning, RTL came by my apartment to chat about this insanely awkward video of Katie Holmes prancing around to a Damn Yankees song while Tom Cruise watches with even less interest than I have in drinking another bottle of kale juice.

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My Night-Before-Cleansing Kick-Off

Yeah, I know. You're supposed to "ease in" - but I love my Chinese, and not having any for three whole days is a nightmarish prospect...especially when there are leftovers sitting in my refrigerator at this very moment.

Pictured above, clockwise from left: Moo Shu Vegetable, Vegetable Lettuce Package, and Chicken (it was supposed to be pork) Mei Fun, all from Chef Ho's, one of my favorite UES Chinese restaurants. I've been going to Chef Ho's since I was in elementary school, and I wholeheartedly recommend it - the food is way above average for takeout Chinese, and the service is polite and speedy.

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Best Foot Moisturizers

Unless you're blessed with perfect little toes that require no extra-special attention, I recommend moisturizing your soles with a formula that's either extra-intensive, or made especially for the feet.

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I Actually Saran-Wrapped My Feet Last Night

Forgive the total weirdness of this photo. I thought about using a stock photo of Saran Wrap instead...but I wanted to convey how odd I felt wrapping my feet up in plastic for the evening before covering the whole deal with cotton socks.