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In Defense Of Pigtails

I get a lot of flack for my pigtail-wearing ways. Like rompers (which I also am strongly in favor of), pigtails are oft-decried as ridiculous, infantilizing, et cetera. But also like rompers, you know what pigtails are? Awesome, and awesome some more.

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Last Night I Dreamed…

...that my father and I had just a few minutes to defuse a bomb, and if we failed, it would mean the end of humanity. My dad did his part, and then handed the operation over to me so I could perform my sole duty: to insert a memory card into the appropriate slot on a scary-looking contraption.