Yeah, that's my dad. He's pretty awesome. We're headed upstate today for a little one-on-one time, maybe some fishing.
What are you up to for Father's Day?
Yeah, that's my dad. He's pretty awesome. We're headed upstate today for a little one-on-one time, maybe some fishing.
What are you up to for Father's Day?
That's a Santa Fe burger, with guacamole, onions, and cheddar...and that's where the "delicious" portion of the evening comes to a screeching halt.
This is not how I feel right now, but it is certainly a feeling that I know.
Since I’ve spent much of today writing about pool floats that I do not want and halved furniture that I do not want, let me now move on to a new subject: food that I do not want. See that? Don’t want it.
So there’s this guy, Josh Amatore Hughes, and he’s written a little tome called Punk Shui: Home Design For Anarchists, in which he seeks to “help those who desire more from their life and living space.” I’d kinda prefer if he helped me keep my furniture, you know, in one piece...
You know, I never thought I’d see a pool float I didn’t like…but yep, this would be it. You can buy this GIANT INFLATABLE COCKROACH (seriously? This is something that has to exist?) for just $29.95. The kids will enjoy hours of…total, soul-crushing, incapacitating terror.
"... And the kids? Creatively, they're astonishing. The way they draw, you know? Right off the page and onto the wall. It's like you wish you could be that open."
("Tom Waits 20 questions," Playboy, March 1988.)
From reader Alex: Is your tattoo of a dreamcatcher? Is there some sort of meaning behind it?
From reader Alex: Is your tattoo of a dreamcatcher? Is there some sort of meaning behind it?
I was thinking the other day: you know how I enjoy giving cookies to people because normal people love cookies and it makes them happy to have them? Well...what if my friends were all major proponents of psychotropic substances?
First, Kashkaval Cheese Market & Wine Bar, where I met Neha for a little wine and a lot of tzatziki (or maybe it was the reverse...?).