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Super Psyched To Try A Pizza Cone!

Since I’ve spent much of today writing about pool floats that I do not want and halved furniture that I do not want, let me now move on to a new subject: food that I do not want. See that? Don’t want it.

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I Do Not Like This Decor Idea

So there’s this guy, Josh Amatore Hughes, and he’s written a little tome called Punk Shui: Home Design For Anarchists, in which he seeks to “help those who desire more from their life and living space.” I’d kinda prefer if he helped me keep my furniture, you know, in one piece...

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The Last Thing In The World I Want To Own

You know, I never thought I’d see a pool float I didn’t like…but yep, this would be it. You can buy this GIANT INFLATABLE COCKROACH (seriously? This is something that has to exist?) for just $29.95. The kids will enjoy hours of…total, soul-crushing, incapacitating terror.

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"... And the kids? Creatively, they're astonishing. The way they draw, you know? Right off the page and onto the wall. It's like you wish you could be that open."

("Tom Waits 20 questions," Playboy, March 1988.)

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My Arm Tattoo

From reader Alex: Is your tattoo of a dreamcatcher? Is there some sort of meaning behind it?
From reader Alex: Is your tattoo of a dreamcatcher? Is there some sort of meaning behind it?